WAIT IS THIS HOW TUMBLR WORKS?
zodiacchic:

All ZC posts here!

vivzie-zp:

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

the ending gif, I can’t

Matilda (1996)

POKEMON

rift-in-the-warp:

solarisneverguess:

You have no idea what it’s like to have a dick, having someone telling you to: fuck him, fuck her, fuck it, fuck that couch, DO IT! DO IT!!!

And then if you see something fucked up and he pops up you’re just like “PENIS NO!” 

And he’s all like “PENIS YES!” 

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead