im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
the ending gif, I can’t
You have no idea what it’s like to have a dick, having someone telling you to: fuck him, fuck her, fuck it, fuck that couch, DO IT! DO IT!!!
And then if you see something fucked up and he pops up you’re just like “PENIS NO!”
And he’s all like “PENIS YES!”
no image has ever described my life quite so well
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead