WAIT IS THIS HOW TUMBLR WORKS?

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

rift-in-the-warp:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

imagine a tarantula wit wings

no imagination needed

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please tell me this is fake… please…

I mean….

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please… please don’t do this to me…

im not doing anything

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We didn’t need this planet anyway.

shelly808:

Another commission for a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GYAAAH OH MY GOD SOOO CUUUUUUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH :D :D :D :D :D

shelly808:

Another commission for a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GYAAAH OH MY GOD SOOO CUUUUUUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH :D :D :D :D :D

adeptthought:

i’m having nightmares about ms.frizzle…yeah i’m not awake yet.

abadfeeling:

How to exploit friends 101